
My relationship with punctuality is a rocky one. Case in point: while in Vegas covering Magic last week, I showed up for a Black Keys concert just in time for the middle of the after party. Today, I was fifteen minutes late for a meeting. This morning, I had to push a conference call back an hour because it, uh, took me longer than expected to respond to my alarm. You get the idea.
Which is why I’m befuddled as to why last evening, after arriving right on time for the opening of the Nomad Two Worlds art exhibit in Santa Monica, I somehow managed to miss Barbara Streisand’s arrival (which I’d kind of been looking forward to all day).
I was able to view the exhibit’s collection of massive collaborative paintings by fashion photographer Russell James and Australian, Haitian and American Indian artists. I was able to hit up the bar — twice — and enjoy a small mushroom tart topped with a green-hued mousse of some sort. I had time to marvel at the antique Czechoslovakian bead work that adorned a James-shot portrait of Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas. I had no problem waiting for a friend by the bathroom. And I even had time to absorb styling details of the various tribal-themed shoes, scarves and accessories currently on sale at ARCADE in West Hollywood in honor of the exhibit.
But I couldn’t manage to correctly time my departure, thus missing Funny Girl herself, Barbara Streisand.
It seems that sometime between the didgeridoo stylings of Wayne Nelson and his Intertribal Bird Singers and my first bite of an all-beef patty from In-N-Out (which is where I was rushing to be when I left the party, obviously), Babs arrived to support her good friend Donna Karan, who hosted last evening’s soiree (while dodging anti-fur activists who called her a “bunny butcher” from just outside the front door).
So yeah, I saw some art, enjoyed a burger but missed an icon. Luckily, I can gaze at the above photo of Donna, Russell James and Babs to remind me just how important timing really is (and that the lure of good fast food is the devil in disguise).
Catch the exhibit for yourselves, sans Streisand as well: Pier 59 Studios West, 2415 Michigan Ave., Santa Monica. Entrance is free 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. Photo by Alexandra Lyman, Wireimage.
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