A: Give each citizen of Los Angeles a pair of Toms — or more specifically, say, the women’s silver glitter slip-on in a size 6.5?

B: Renounce his allegiance to the Chicago Bulls and wear a yellow-and-purple caftan to his next state dinner?

C: Subtly hint that the First Lady might want to wear Kevan Hall while seated next to him?

or D: All of the above?

If you were too busy shouting into your windscreen to find out what was actually happening, the L.A. Times has a wrap-up here.