There are few things that are legitimately worth leaving home for. One is a fantastic meal, preferably with a handsome gentleman who foots the bill. The other is an open bar. And then, of course, you have your discounted designer shopping extravaganzas that, no matter how high your level of laziness, you should move your ass for.

Such is this Thursday’s sample sale at Santa Monica discount emporium Trunk Show LA. Their duds are usually up to 75 percent off. But for one night only, laid back brands including Monrow, J Brand and Work Custom are an astounding 90 percent off retail. Craziness.

And you can kill multiple birds here — there’s complimentary food and alcohol. Though we’re guessing you won’t find your prince charming shopping for ladies jeans. But then again, you won’t find him sitting on your couch either.

Thursday, June 17. 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. 2430 Main St., Santa Monica. 310-396-3344. trunkshowla.com