Strap down your weaves, ladies. Monique Lhuillier is having another one of her killer downtown sample sales on June 27, with both bridal and ready to wear priced up to 90 percent off retail.

The rules of this sale are the same as usual: Gear is sold as is, no alterations, no appointments, first come first serve, all sales are final. Think of it as the Seinfeld soup Nazi, only with wedding dresses.

You should probably get to this way early to reserve your spot in line. Or wear sharp rings that can inconspicuously double as brass knuckles so you can take out your competition early.

We kid, we kid. Violence is never the answer, even when dirt cheap, formerly $10,000 wedding dresses are concerned.

Besides, blood-covered baubles feel so last season.

Sunday, June 27. 1201 S. Grand Ave., Los Angeles. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. moniquelhuillier.com