I’m not sure why anyone would ever want to look like any of the creatures from MTV’s Jersey Shore on purpose. But obviously someone, somewhere does because Steve Madden now has a glittery platform sandal called “Snookie” that would fit right in on any Garden State boardwalk (or any Santa Monica Blvd. corner, too).

The style retails for $109.95 and comes in black, rainbow and gold glitter. The shoes also come with a 5.5 inch mirrored heel, perfect for using as weapon when someone punches you in the face at the club.

Or you can always get a similar style at any shoe store on Hollywood Blvd., probably for half the price. You can use the savings to buy one of those Bumpit kits they sell in the checkout isle of Bed Bath and Beyond.