Are you unemployed? Underemployed? Broke? Bored? Fret not, a new job-hunting website has arrived on the scene to aid in your quest for benefits, a 401k and a cubicle mate who takes daily showers. Just make sure you don’t look like a troll.

It’s called BeautifulJobSeekers.com and caters to professions where looks apparently matter most. For $299, employers anonomously post their jobs in hopes of snagging a worker who is easy on the eyes. As an added bonus, job seekers can upload their photo and actually rate other members on looks alone. Kind of like Hot or Not for the jobless set.

Currently, there are 19 different listings from cities across the country. They include a pharmacy technician in Cleveland (because who hasn’t walked out of Walgreens without their drugs because the pharmacist made them nauseous), a leasing agent in Columbia, Missouri (Who cares if your new home-to-be has no windows or working locks, just as long as the trained seal who showed it to you is hot) and a golf salesman (never buy clubs from an ug, I always say). And in L.A., someone is seeking “outgoing, attractive promo reps” for an upcoming trade show (the porn/pot convention is coming up. You do the math).

I’m not even going to try to let society off the hook by saying looks don’t matter in the work place. Looks matter everywhere. But unfortunately for this website, their job selection sucks and many of the members look like they crawled out of a gutter. Perhaps shallow employers should go back to doing things the old fashioned way: Do a day of interviews and hire the best looking person who doesn’t look like they’d know how to file a sexual harassment suit.

Photo: This fine fellow, a Beautiful Job Seekers member, has been rated a 3.4 out of 5 by other users. And he can be on your payroll today!