I can’t help it — when Home Trends, that ghetto-fabulous old lady catalog comes in the mail, I get all tingly inside.

With its bedside doggy steps (to help the aging chihuahua get into bed with you), opera-length dishwashing gloves and cordless carpet shampooer, it’s more enthralling than a stack of circa-70s Vogues.

I especially love the totally ludicrous fashion and closet helpers (most under $10.99!) which include shoe-stretching cream, styrofoam hanger covers, a pants stretcher and “the strongest moth block available.”

To surf Home Trends’ online selection (or pick up a spinning shoe organizer), head to the publication’s website. Just make sure you have an hour to kill.

Photos: Who doesn’t need to stretch Dolly Parton’s old pumps in “9 to 5″  or vacuum-seal their handbags? Courtesy of Home Trends.