Yes, I’m dating myself, but the last time I wore cowboy boot shoes, I was in the 6th grade — when I paired them with stirrup pants and a Guess sweatshirt. So when I saw a few creep back onto Spring’s runways, I was hesitant to revisit the look — it bringing back painful memories of bra-snapping on the playground, and all.

But when it comes to these Alexander Wang shorties, my resistance is futile. The designer essentially melded a pair of rustic cowboy boots with those camel-colored Bass lace-up loafers. Total geniusness.

At $395, you’d have to be in love with them — but I just might be. Imagine them worn with 80s-style pleated baggy pants rolled just-so. Yee-haw.