Sarah Jessica Parker: Her pastel yellow Chanel Couture frock makes her look like a giant shapeless sack…and she’s a size 0. This looks like the dress Carrie Bradshaw wore in Sex and the City’s fifth season finale—the Hampton’s wedding. Mind you, SJP was pregnant then. Just saying.

Amanda Seyfried: Stunning in a sparkly Armani Prive gown. Loving the thick cuff, too.

Charlize Theron: She looks like she’s being felt up. Never a good look for a black tie affair, at least away from the coat room.

Nicole Richie: This is how free spirit chic should be.

Zoe Saldana: Sparkly bodice? Good. Flouncy, purple ombre mermaid hem? Good. The two together? Bad. Very, very, very bad.

Anna Kendrick: We won’t bust her chops too bad since she’s new to this whole red carpet scene, but homegirl needs to step it up. This dress doesn’t do her fair skin justice and is a snooze fest, too—kind of like that generic bridesmaid dress you’re angry you have to spend $400 on.

Maggie Gyllenhaal: While she looks good, this blue and white abstract-printed Dries Van Noten number is whatever in our book. But the trailer park-rific hot pink lipstick, on the other hand, is killer. Adding that shade to my shopping list, pronto.