Fashionista has a great post about scores of Kell on Earth fans freaking out when Bravo recently nixed its 10pm timeslot for The Real Housewives of [Insert Latest Metropolitan Area to be Exploited Here]. A few sample tweets:

kelli1118: @peoplesrev NO #KELLONEARTH tonight?? I might just die!!
LovelyMissTyne: @peoplesrev wait?!!! What no Kell on Earth??!!! NNOOOOOOOO!!! Why no showing tonight? When’s the next episode??
DJGulia: ahhh why is #kellonearth not on tonight? Am I going to have to actually read a book at 10pm?
aoliver03: Looked at my dvr to sadly see Kell On Earth wasn’t on last night. Cmon Bravo less Housewives more Kelly Cutrone

She has her moments, but I can’t quite stomach watching the show because Cutrone reminds me that like her interns, I too am undeserving of real love and must run outside and put a paper bag over my head whenever my tear ducts send a fax to my brain reading Release the floodgates? But to each her own. —Krista Jennings