“What’s up, Vajazzler?” is how Style Section L.A. senior writer Lizzy Epstein answered her phone this morning.

Epstein, who can always be counted on to pass along the craziest stuff on the web, brought this video — which shows an all-too-enthusiastic reporter getting her lady parts adorned with crystals at a New York spa — to my attention last night.

And I thought I had to do some crazy stuff as a reporter. This girl is committed. We’ll be waiting for the assazzling service to appear at Bliss soon.

Photo: Courtesy of TheLuxurySpot.com