Though we already dissected the diva’s fashion from last night’s Grammy Awards, the men deserve a little lovin’ too. But some guys, such as the ones below, kind of looked like crap. Let’s examine, shall we?

Shiny Suits

There’s something about an overtly shiny suit that just screams used car salesman. And multiple fellas including Keith Urban, Green Day’s Mike Dirnt and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino channeled their best Cadillac Man at the Grammy’s last night by wearing oil-slicked suits that only a Jersey Shore cast member could consider classy.

Military Jackets

Sporting a stylish military jacket, aging rocker Alice Cooper made himself look younger. French DJ and producer David Guetta, on the other hand,  just made himself look crazy. Between his spray-on skinny jeans and wife Cathy’s, uh, everything, the two looked like they were headed to a Halloween party dressed as Miley Cyrus/fashion victims/ any two members of Young Hollywood. I thought the French were supposed to be chic?

Boy as Girl as Boy

I’ll admit it, I have a slight case of Beiber fever. Whenever “One Time” comes on the radio I want to open the sunroof, pretend I just got my drivers license and drive around looking for cute boys. I also want to grab Justin Beiber’s little 15 year-old face and beg him never to talk to Lindsay Lohan or put anything white and foreign up his nose. But though it looked tame, Beiber’s Grammy’s getup was just bad (blame the satin slacks and the not shaggy enough shaggy haircut ). He looked like Annie Hall without the hat, no??