It doesn’t take much to make Marion Cotillard look amazing, and she opted for a dark green silk gown from Christian Dior (of course) with a soft one-shoulder. Perfection, I must say. But not surprising!

Penelope Cruz (“I’m not like Puff Daddy, I hold my own umbrella”) looks sophisticated in an off-the-shoulder black lace and silk gown. Simple and pretty, but nothing to write home about.

Mariah Carey whoring it up in a plunging-neck black gown. Her breasts are so hard- and rigid-looking, she might have to check them as a weapon before going inside.

Drew Barrymore is wearing a nude dress with little puffy, sea-creature accents — on her shoulder and hip. I’m on the fence. Erin said she’s wear it every day of her life. She’s obsessed.

Chloe Sevigny just entered in a disaster of a blush-colored gown — it’s an explosion of ruffles that obscure her form. Take it easy!

January Jones in a show-stopper black retro-feeling velvet-and-silk belted gown with a cool wide silk headband. The second headband of the night — after Carey Mulligan‘s diamond-encrusted band. Trend!

Glee‘s Lea Michelle looks like a princess in black strapless Oscar de la Renta gown — she’s dripping with Chopard jewels, including a bazillion-carat diamond ring.

Sandra Bullock in an eggplant-hued strapless gown that looks a little (eek) cheap in the skirt areas (like Forever 21 fabric??) Do you agree? (see above photo.)

Gabourey Sidibe from Precious, in forest-green Kevan Hall dress — not shiny or bright. Right on! She looks super-chic.

Emily Blunt from The Young Victoria, in a pale, pale pink strapless chiffon beauty. Her hair — kind of a beachy-loose undone coif — feels modern and cool.

Diane Kruger (left) in the most fashion-forward gown of the evening — a pink ombre Christian LaCroix gown with all sorts of cool stuff going on up top. Is it a little much? Maybe. But it’s also exquisite.