Curly white-boy ‘fros of the Emile Hirsh-in-Milk variety have slowly been gaining steam in hipsterville L.A. Disturbing, indeed.

So we thought it high time to wrangle up a few famous curl-topped men from yesteryear. May these clownin’ studs be a warning to you, Mr. Echo Park. You’re looking less Albert Hammond and more Greatest American Hero. Trust.

The Hasselhoff

The Greatest American Hero

That dude from “Sleeping with the Enemy”

Willie Aames from “Charles in Charge“