Town mattress Paris Hilton has launched a collection of bow-clad footwear for the bride. Ironic, as Hilton herself has been engaged at least twice without taking a trip down the aisle. The collection, available in stores this month, features four styles each priced at $120 and, based on mere photos, look cheaply-made–just like the never-before bride who “designed” them. Personally, I’d rather go barefoot than have anything associated with the infamous heiress anywhere near my wedding. Would you wear Paris Hilton shoes on the “most important day of your life?”

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