In honor of the Halloween story on our home page today, I thought I’d share the costumes I spotted at the Rainbow Bar & Grill’s pre-Halloween festivities last night.
Use the following list for your own outfit inspiration or as a guideline for what you really shouldn’t even think about wearing (and judging by the bar’s semi-dodgy crowd, I’d probably pick the latter).
Jesus
Slutty referee
Wonderwoman
Slutty circus ringleader with a too-small top hat
Max from Where the Wild Things Are
Slutty maid
Flapper
Slutty, uh, mountain-dog-rescue nurse type person
Mad Hatter
Slutty cowgirl
Dude in a polyester pimp suit, glow stick necklace and Dr. Suess hat like Will Ferrell in his Cracklin’ Oat Flakes SNL sketch
Slutty female Robin Hood (wtf?)
Amish folks (or real-life Hasidic Jews just blowing off some steam)
Slutty cat
Queen of Hearts
Slutty girl in striped Rainbow Bright dress with mouse ears
Nurse (of the orthopedic shoe variety)
Slutty girl in fishnets, pleather dress, chunky goth boots and studded purse (Very possible that this was her regular daily getup and not a costume).
Photo: A result of a Google search for ”slutty Halloween costumes.” The image looks eerily similar to the Rainbow’s scene last night.
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