Bloomberg reports that the Securities and Exchange Commission has tapped 29-year-old(!) Goldman Sachs exec Adam Storch to become chief operating officer of its enforcement division–sort of a crucial post, lest in two years we all forget that subprime mortgages were not super awesome as originally thought. Finance geeks immediately scoured the web for his photo. Do we trust a young man in this position when his tie choice seems to be from a licensed Donald Trump line? Memo to Storch: For a good powertie, switch to Zegna. — Paul Dexter